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{"type":"standard","title":"Nic Cester","displaytitle":"Nic Cester","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q779588","titles":{"canonical":"Nic_Cester","normalized":"Nic Cester","display":"Nic Cester"},"pageid":1768762,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/31/NicCester_Chicago04.jpg/330px-NicCester_Chicago04.jpg","width":320,"height":480},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/31/NicCester_Chicago04.jpg","width":368,"height":552},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1279224165","tid":"3d6f4d86-fb20-11ef-bbe1-5c0e61e0631f","timestamp":"2025-03-07T06:48:56Z","description":"Australian singer-songwriter and guitarist","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nic_Cester","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nic_Cester?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nic_Cester?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Nic_Cester"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nic_Cester","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Nic_Cester","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nic_Cester?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Nic_Cester"}},"extract":"Nicholas John Cester is an Australian musician, singer, songwriter and guitarist, known for being the frontman and lead singer in rock band Jet alongside his younger brother Chris. Cester is also a founder of the Australian supergroup The Wrights. Jet's track \"Are You Gonna Be My Girl\", has won APRA Awards for 'Most Performed Australian Work Overseas' in 2006 and 2007.","extract_html":"
Nicholas John Cester is an Australian musician, singer, songwriter and guitarist, known for being the frontman and lead singer in rock band Jet alongside his younger brother Chris. Cester is also a founder of the Australian supergroup The Wrights. Jet's track \"Are You Gonna Be My Girl\", has won APRA Awards for 'Most Performed Australian Work Overseas' in 2006 and 2007.
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