{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
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{"fact":"The name \"jaguar\" comes from a Native American word meaning \"he who kills with one leap\".","length":89}
{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
{"fact":"70% of your cat's life is spent asleep.","length":39}
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