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Ernst Fiala was an Austrian football defender who played for Austria. He played for FK Austria Wien.
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Thomas J. Campbell was the twelfth and fourteenth president of St. John's College.
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Wallenstein is a medium-weight German-style board game designed by Dirk Henn and published by Queen Games in 2002. Though set during the Thirty Years' War, Wallenstein should not be confused with a complex wargame. Rather, it has the feel of a light strategy game with the familiar Euro elements of area control and resource management mixed in. As such, it has a wide range of appeal that attracts wargamers and non-wargamers alike.
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